A truly Pleasant day...Not

Today, I was confronted with the conservative and hypocritical behemoth of an education institution that is Anderson Junior College. Roused from my comfortable, air-conditioned seat in the homeroom to the hall this morning by the detestable voice of our familiar Vice Principal, I dragged my weary body to the hall, which was all brightly lighted. It gave a theatrical feel to the whole thing, which it was, as the school administration later performed a most startling play about hypocrisy. First, a teacher came up to set some truly anal retentive rules for College Day on Saturday. Because they cared so much about that Tharman Shanwhatever. They just want to show us as prim and proper mindless drones that are all nerds and muggers. Dressed properly clones. We are all supposed to clap politely, no cheering, no jeering, nothing extreme, you know. PRETENTIOUS! (Word contributed by Pea)
Then we were FORCED to sing the school song. You know what, we sang only to get away from singing that shitty song yet again. HAHAHA! I cannot believe we sang the school song, which incidentally has no tune and the most FAKE lyrics ever, twice just to please the school administration that we will not ScReW up on Saturday. It's asinine.
And guess what we get, the chance to rip and throw away a lousy programme and refreshments.
In the name of Yoda, pissed I am.